After the funeral of a friend we all sat about remembering him. It had been years since I had seen him but some heartwarming stories were told. One of these stories involved him altering the lyrics to various classic rock songs to include the words 'your maw'. On one occasion, when we were all on a bus home after a wedding he altered the lyrics to 'Rock n roll' by Led Zeppelin.
He led a singalong using the alternative lyrics 'been a long time since I shagged your maw'.
In a lot of ways it was perfect.